ixnay-on-the-oddk:

lunatrip:

lunatrip:

sicam:

sicam:

what do you call a woman with an opinion

wrong

What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes

Single

skippractice:

maybe she’s barn with it

maybe it’s neighbelline

(Source: nishlo)

(Source: faultsandfiction)

heyfunniest:

usually

(Source: scagnetism)

myladymother:

I hate when you say “I hate that song” and someone goes “well you have to admit it’s catchy”

the fucking plague is catchy that doesn’t mean it’s good

(Source: formerlymyladymother)

lahzy:

never.

(Source: itgetsbettermylove)

(Source: tibets)

msjewbooty:

im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants

theninjapirate:

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

this is what we need. 

(Source: mrschriskendall)

tessaviolet:

shinoddddd:

ラバーダックの空気が一夜で抜けた

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: m0rtality)

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

(Source: devotionii)

(Source: carcrashedhearts)

“Reds” by Arthur Elgort for Vogue US September 1990

(Source: thefashiondontlivewithoutvogue)

fer1972:

Stefan Zsaitsits